"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
you show ‘em, kiddo
(Source: meidosuji, via ryuuuukomatoi)